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GREEN TEA MATCHA LATTE WHATEVER. -
SUZE IS UNDERRATED. -
TEA BAGS ARE REAL TEA. -
WATER IS FOR FISH. -
PERMANENT HANGOVER. -
DRUNK FOR 2 DAYS. -
BEAUJOLAIS AND PROUD OF IT. -
IRISH COFFEE IS BREAKFAST. -
GIVE ME A PLASTIC CUP. -
THE LAST DRINK IS ALWAYS A MISTAKE. -
MODERATION (YES THAT'S ME.) -
A MOCKTAIL IS JUST JUICE. -
BEER FOR SUNDAY BREAKFAST. -
LUKEWARM BEER IS ACCEPTABLE. -
JACK AND COKE WITHOUT THE JACK. -
NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER ISN'T BEER. -
COFFEE CIGARETTE AND YOU KNOW WHAT. -
TOO MUCH COFFEE MAKES ME ANGRY. -
RUM IS 50 PROOF OR NOTHING. -
PASTIS WITHOUT WATER. -
I DRINK TO HEAL. -
WARM BEER IS DRINKABLE. -
THREE SUGARS IN MY COFFEE. -
50% PASTIS 50% WATER.
