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GREEN TEA MATCHA LATTE WHATEVER. -
SUZE IS UNDERRATED. -
BEAUJOLAIS AND PROUD OF IT. -
IRISH COFFEE IS BREAKFAST. -
GIVE ME A PLASTIC CUP. -
I DRINK TO HEAL. -
WARM BEER IS DRINKABLE. -
THREE SUGARS IN MY COFFEE. -
50% PASTIS 50% WATER. -
MILK IN THE COKE. -
SHANDY AND PROUD. -
HERBAL TEA BEFORE I LOSE IT. -
POUR ME ANOTHER BEFORE IT STARTS AGAIN. -
A DECAF AND A PUNCH PLEASE. -
DRINKING WATER IS CHEATING. -
IT'S HAPPY HOUR SOMEWHERE. -
WATER DOESN'T COUNT. -
STRONG LAGER IS A BLESSING. -
I EAT GUINNESS. -
PASTIS + RED BULL. -
TEA BAGS ARE REAL TEA. -
I QUIT DRINKING, BUT THAT'S OVER. -
WATER IS FOR FISH. -
I DON'T DRINK. WELL, BARELY.
