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PERMANENT HANGOVER. -
DRUNK FOR 2 DAYS. -
THE LAST DRINK IS ALWAYS A MISTAKE. -
MODERATION (YES THAT'S ME.) -
A MOCKTAIL IS JUST JUICE. -
BEER FOR SUNDAY BREAKFAST. -
LUKEWARM BEER IS ACCEPTABLE. -
JACK AND COKE WITHOUT THE JACK. -
NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER ISN'T BEER. -
COFFEE CIGARETTE AND YOU KNOW WHAT. -
TOO MUCH COFFEE MAKES ME ANGRY. -
RUM IS 50 PROOF OR NOTHING. -
PASTIS WITHOUT WATER. -
COKE + RED WINE. -
HERBAL TEA IS FOR WIMPS. -
DON'T TALK TO ME BEFORE MY COFFEE. -
BEER ISN'T ALCOHOL. -
PASTIS FOR BREAKFAST. -
BOXED WINE IS WINE.
