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I FINISHED THE TOILET ROLL. -
I DRANK THE LAST BEER. -
I ATE THE LAST CAKE. -
CONVERSATION CUTTER. -
IT WAS BETTER BEFORE. -
CANCELLED LAST MINUTE. -
12 TEXTS FOR ONE INFO. -
NO OFFENSE BUT... -
ALWAYS LATE. -
I BORROW. I DON'T RETURN. -
90 MINUTES IN THE BATHROOM. -
15 ALARMS EVERY MORNING. -
BOTH ARMRESTS ARE MINE. -
ON MY WAY FOR AN HOUR. -
SPEAKERPHONE ON THE BUS. -
NO HEADPHONES. -
DOUBLE PARKED AND PROUD. -
SPOILER ALERT. -
ANNOYING AND PROUD. -
THIS IS GONNA TAKE A WHILE. -
I GOT THIS. NO I DIDN'T. -
NEVER-ENDING STORIES. -
COMPULSIVE CHANNEL SURFER. -
TOO MUCH COLOGNE OR NOT ENOUGH.
