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THEY PUT SOMETHING IN THE NUTELLA.
WE'RE BEING WIRETAPPED.
TAP WATER IS SUSPICIOUS.
THEY'RE LISTENING.
GOT A TINFOIL HAT FOR ME?
REPTILIANS RUN THE WORLD.
BIRDS AREN'T REAL.
5G CONTROLS YOUR THOUGHTS.
CROISSANTS ARE ADDICTIVE BY DESIGN.
THE OFFICE COFFEE MACHINE IS BUGGED.
WE BREATHE WHAT THEY WANT.
QR CODES SCAN YOUR FACE TOO.
MISSING SOCKS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE.
PEANUT BUTTER IS MASS CONTROL.
CAPTCHAS TRAIN ROBOTS.
FOG IS HIDING SOMETHING.
UPDATES SLOW YOUR PHONE ON PURPOSE.
SPEED CAMERAS ERASE YOUR MEMORY.
THE LOTTERY IS RIGGED.
MOSQUITOES ARE PROGRAMMED.
15 ALARMS EVERY MORNING.
3 YEARS IN THE JUNGLE. BY CHOICE.