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BILLBOARDS TARGET ME PERSONALLY.
WHITE NOISE IS A CODED MESSAGE.
SQUIRRELS ARE HIDING MORE THAN NUTS.
RECEIPTS CONTAIN TRACKING CHIPS.
SUPERMARKET LINES ARE SOCIAL EXPERIMENTS.
RED LIGHTS ARE DESIGNED TO ANNOY YOU.
DÉJÀ VU IS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX.
THE INTERNET WAS MADE TO DISTRACT US.
TIME IS SPEEDING UP ON PURPOSE.
IKEA IS DESIGNED TO TRAP YOU.
DREAMS ARE SOFTWARE UPDATES.
MY CAT WORKS FOR THE CIA.
THE EARTH IS HOLLOW.
BEES ARE TINY DRONES.
FREE WIFI IS A TRAP.
ELEVATOR MUSIC IS MIND CONTROL.
MANNEQUINS ARE REAL PEOPLE.
MONDAYS WERE INVENTED AS PUNISHMENT.
RAIN IS SCHEDULED.
GPS LIES TO US.
ALGORITHMS DECIDE YOUR LIFE.
AREA 51 IS AN AIRBNB.
SEAGULLS WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT.
GOOGLE KNOWS YOU BETTER THAN YOURSELF.
4G WAS ENOUGH.
50% PASTIS 50% WATER.