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WE LIVE IN A SIMULATION.
ALIENS BUILT THE PYRAMIDS.
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES.
SANTA IS REAL.
SIRI RECORDS EVERYTHING.
VAN DAMME ALWAYS SAID IT.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE IT'S SUNNY.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE IT'S RAINING.
CLOUDS ARE MAN-MADE.
WE'VE BEEN MANIPULATED FROM THE START.
THE MOON IS A LIGHT DISC.
THE GOVERNMENT READS MY TEXTS.
I KNEW IT BEFORE EVERYONE.
CATS CONTROL THE INTERNET.
THEY PUT SOMETHING IN THE NUTELLA.
THE EARTH IS FLAT.
THE TOASTER IS CONNECTED.
SECURITY CAMERAS FOLLOW ME SPECIFICALLY.
PIGEONS WALK WEIRD FOR A REASON.
DECAF ISN'T REAL.
SNEEZING IS A SYSTEM REBOOT.
GOLDFISH ARE UNDERCOVER AGENTS.
THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKE.
50% PASTIS 50% WATER.
5G CONTROLS YOUR THOUGHTS.
6 STREET FIGHTS. 6 WINS.