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THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.
I HAVE MY OWN NEWS SOURCES. THANKS.
I KNOW THINGS.
BUBBLE WRAP IS HYPNOSIS.
PROMO CODES ARE TRACKING DEVICES.
MORNING JOGGERS ARE RUNNING FROM SOMETHING.
AIRPLANE MODE DISABLES NOTHING.
ROUNDABOUTS ARE MIND CONTROL.
HOROSCOPES ARE MISSION BRIEFINGS.
YOGA IS RECRUITMENT.
METAL DETECTORS SCAN YOUR SOUL.
QR CODES SCAN YOUR FACE TOO.
MISSING SOCKS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE.
PEANUT BUTTER IS MASS CONTROL.
CAPTCHAS TRAIN ROBOTS.
FOG IS HIDING SOMETHING.
UPDATES SLOW YOUR PHONE ON PURPOSE.
THE TOASTER IS CONNECTED.
SECURITY CAMERAS FOLLOW ME SPECIFICALLY.
TRAFFIC JAMS ARE ORGANIZED.
DARK MODE IS PROPAGANDA.
4G WAS ENOUGH.
PIGEONS WALK WEIRD FOR A REASON.
HEAD GASKETS DON'T EXIST.
6 STREET FIGHTS. 6 WINS.
90 MINUTES IN THE BATHROOM.
A DECAF AND A PUNCH PLEASE.