Conspiracy
T-shirts collection Complot.
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DECAF ISN'T REAL. -
SPEED CAMERAS ERASE YOUR MEMORY. -
MOSQUITOES ARE PROGRAMMED. -
BILLBOARDS TARGET ME PERSONALLY. -
WHITE NOISE IS A CODED MESSAGE. -
SQUIRRELS ARE HIDING MORE THAN NUTS. -
RECEIPTS CONTAIN TRACKING CHIPS. -
SUPERMARKET LINES ARE SOCIAL EXPERIMENTS. -
RED LIGHTS ARE DESIGNED TO ANNOY YOU. -
ALEXA FILES REPORTS ON YOU. -
DÉJÀ VU IS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX. -
THE INTERNET WAS MADE TO DISTRACT US. -
ESCALATORS TRACK YOUR MOVEMENTS. -
SNEEZING IS A SYSTEM REBOOT. -
MONDAYS WERE INVENTED AS PUNISHMENT. -
RAIN IS SCHEDULED. -
GPS LIES TO US. -
ALGORITHMS DECIDE YOUR LIFE. -
AREA 51 IS AN AIRBNB. -
SEAGULLS WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT. -
GOOGLE KNOWS YOU BETTER THAN YOURSELF. -
CHOCOLATE IS A CONTROL DEVICE. -
GOLDFISH ARE UNDERCOVER AGENTS. -
WE LIVE IN A SIMULATION.
