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T-shirts collection Emmerdeur.
NO HEADPHONES.
OPEN MOUTH CHEWER.
I FINISHED THE TOILET ROLL.
I DRANK THE LAST BEER.
I ATE THE LAST CAKE.
IT WAS BETTER BEFORE.
CANCELLED LAST MINUTE.
12 TEXTS FOR ONE INFO.
NO OFFENSE BUT...
ALWAYS LATE.
I BORROW. I DON'T RETURN.
90 MINUTES IN THE BATHROOM.
15 ALARMS EVERY MORNING.
BOTH ARMRESTS ARE MINE.
ON MY WAY FOR AN HOUR.
SPEAKERPHONE ON THE BUS.
DOUBLE PARKED AND PROUD.
SPOILER ALERT.
I NEVER FLUSH.
4G WAS ENOUGH.
50% PASTIS 50% WATER.