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MY MOM THINKS SHE CAN SING. -
MY DAD THINKS HE'S FUNNY. -
FAMILY DINNER = GROUP THERAPY -
MY STEPMOTHER IS YOUNGER THAN ME. -
MY STEPFATHER IS MY EX. -
I FOUND MY DAD ON TINDER. -
MY KID BLOCKED ME ON INSTAGRAM. -
MY KID IS RICHER THAN ME. -
MY KID SOLD MY STUFF ONLINE. -
MY DAD MAKES TIKTOKS. -
MY MOM IS AN INFLUENCER. -
MY MOM HAS MORE FOLLOWERS THAN ME. -
MY DAD WENT TO BUY CIGARETTES. THAT WAS 15 YEARS AGO. -
MY PARENTS ARE SWINGERS. -
GRANDPA HAS A 25 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND. -
GRANDMA IS ON TINDER. -
GRANDPA IS A NUDIST. -
MY KID CALLED ME A BOOMER. -
MY KID IS A DICTATOR. -
MY DAD BEAT UP THE REFEREE. -
MY FAMILY IS INSANE. -
I DIDN'T CHOOSE MY FAMILY. (THEY DIDN'T EITHER.) -
MY PARENTS HAVE A FAVORITE. (IT'S THE DOG.) -
ADOPTED. (I HOPE.)
