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GRANDMA SMOKES JOINTS. -
UNCLE IS A SMUGGLER. -
MY UNCLE IS BANNED FROM THE CASINO. -
MY SISTER IS A LEGEND IN THE CLUBS. -
MY DAD TALKS TO PLANTS. -
UNCLE IS A PREPPER. -
AUNTIE IS A PSYCHIC. -
MY COUSIN IS A FLAT EARTHER. -
MY SISTER TALKS IN SLANG. -
MY BROTHER IS IN A CULT. -
MY MOM THINKS SHE CAN SING. -
MY DAD THINKS HE'S FUNNY. -
FAMILY DINNER = GROUP THERAPY -
MY STEPMOTHER IS YOUNGER THAN ME. -
I FOUND MY DAD ON TINDER. -
MY KID BLOCKED ME ON INSTAGRAM. -
MY KID IS RICHER THAN ME. -
MY KID SOLD MY STUFF ONLINE. -
MY MOM IS AN INFLUENCER. -
MY MOM HAS MORE FOLLOWERS THAN ME. -
MY DAD WENT TO BUY CIGARETTES 15 YEARS AGO. -
MY PARENTS ARE SWINGERS. -
GRANDPA HAS A 25 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND. -
GRANDMA IS ON TINDER.
