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MY FAMILY IS INSANE. -
I DIDN'T CHOOSE MY FAMILY. (THEY DIDN'T EITHER.) -
MY PARENTS HAVE A FAVORITE. (IT'S THE DOG.) -
ADOPTED. (I HOPE.) -
GRANDMA SMOKES JOINTS. -
UNCLE IS A SMUGGLER. -
MY UNCLE IS BANNED FROM THE CASINO. -
MY SISTER IS A LEGEND IN THE CLUBS. -
MY STEPMOTHER IS YOUNGER THAN ME. -
I MATCHED WITH MY FRIEND'S MOM. -
I FOUND MY DAD ON TINDER. -
MY KID BLOCKED ME ON INSTAGRAM. -
MY KID IS RICHER THAN ME. -
NOT MY FAMILY. -
MY FAMILY DRIVES ME CRAZY BUT I LOVE THEM. -
MY DAD BEAT UP THE REFEREE. -
MY MOM BEAT UP THE TEACHER. -
MY DAD DID STUFF IN THAILAND APPARENTLY. -
MY MOM READS MY TEXTS. -
MY DAD THINKS HE'S MY FRIEND. -
MY MOM FAILED. -
MY FAMILY IS A HORROR MOVIE. -
I DIDN'T CHOOSE MY FAMILY. (THEY DIDN'T EITHER.) -
MY PARENTS HAVE A FAVORITE. (IT'S THE DOG.)
