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FAVORITE CHILD. (OF NOBODY.) -
MY DAD RAN OFF WITH THE NANNY. -
MY MOM MARRIED HER YOGA TEACHER. -
MY PARENTS MET IN PRISON. -
MY MOM ADOPTED 12 CATS. -
MY DAD TALKS TO PLANTS. -
UNCLE IS A PREPPER. -
AUNTIE IS A PSYCHIC. -
MY COUSIN IS A FLAT EARTHER. -
MY SISTER TALKS IN SLANG. -
MY BROTHER IS IN A CULT. -
MY MOM THINKS SHE CAN SING. -
MY DAD THINKS HE'S FUNNY. -
FAMILY DINNER = GROUP THERAPY -
MY KID SOLD MY STUFF ONLINE. -
MY MOM IS AN INFLUENCER. -
MY MOM HAS MORE FOLLOWERS THAN ME. -
MY DAD WENT TO BUY CIGARETTES 15 YEARS AGO. -
MY PARENTS ARE SWINGERS. -
GRANDPA HAS A 25 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND. -
GRANDMA IS ON TINDER. -
GRANDPA IS A NUDIST. -
GRANDMA SMOKES JOINTS. -
UNCLE IS A SMUGGLER.
