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MY MOM BEAT UP THE TEACHER. -
MY MOM BEAT UP THE TEACHER. -
MY DAD WENT TO THAILAND. (ALONE.) -
MY DAD WENT TO THAILAND. (ALONE.) -
MY MOM READS MY TEXTS. -
MY MOM READS MY TEXTS. -
MY DAD THINKS HE'S MY FRIEND. -
MY DAD THINKS HE'S MY FRIEND. -
MY MOM FAILED. -
MY MOM FAILED. -
MY FAMILY IS A HORROR MOVIE. -
MY FAMILY IS A HORROR MOVIE. -
MY FAMILY IS INSANE. -
MY FAMILY IS INSANE. -
I DIDN'T CHOOSE MY FAMILY. (THEY DIDN'T EITHER.) -
I DIDN'T CHOOSE MY FAMILY. (THEY DIDN'T EITHER.) -
MY PARENTS HAVE A FAVORITE. (IT'S THE DOG.) -
MY PARENTS HAVE A FAVORITE. (IT'S THE DOG.) -
ADOPTED. (I HOPE.) -
ADOPTED. (I HOPE.) -
FAVORITE CHILD. (OF NOBODY.) -
FAVORITE CHILD. (OF NOBODY.) -
MY DAD RAN OFF WITH THE NANNY. -
MY DAD RAN OFF WITH THE NANNY.
