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MY MOM BEAT UP THE TEACHER. -
MY DAD WENT TO THAILAND. (ALONE.) -
MY MOM READS MY TEXTS. -
MY DAD THINKS HE'S MY FRIEND. -
MY MOM FAILED. -
I DIDN'T CHOOSE MY FAMILY. (THEY DIDN'T EITHER.) -
FAVORITE CHILD. (OF NOBODY.) -
MY MOM MARRIED HER YOGA TEACHER. -
MY PARENTS MET IN PRISON. -
MY MOM ADOPTED 12 CATS. -
MY DAD TALKS TO PLANTS. -
MY BROTHER IS IN A CULT. -
MY MOM THINKS SHE CAN SING. -
MY DAD THINKS HE'S FUNNY. -
FAMILY DINNER = GROUP THERAPY -
MY STEPMOTHER IS YOUNGER THAN ME. -
MY STEPFATHER IS MY EX. -
I FOUND MY DAD ON TINDER. -
MY KID IS RICHER THAN ME. -
MY KID SOLD MY STUFF ONLINE. -
MY DAD MAKES TIKTOKS. -
MY DAD WENT TO BUY CIGARETTES. THAT WAS 15 YEARS AGO. -
MY PARENTS ARE SWINGERS. -
GRANDPA HAS A 25 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND.
