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GRANDMA IS ON TINDER. -
GRANDPA IS A NUDIST. -
GRANDMA SMOKES JOINTS. -
UNCLE IS A SMUGGLER. -
MY UNCLE IS BANNED FROM THE CASINO. -
MY SISTER IS A LEGEND IN THE CLUBS. -
FAMILY DINNER = BOXING RING -
HELICOPTER MOM. -
HELICOPTER DAD. -
DAD IS ALWAYS WRONG. -
RAISED BY TIKTOK. -
ADOPTED. (I HOPE.) -
RAISED BY THE INTERNET. -
RAISED BY TV. -
MY DAD IS ALWAYS RIGHT. -
MY MOM IS ALWAYS RIGHT. -
NOT THE FAVORITE CHILD. -
FAVORITE CHILD.