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THE PERFECT COUPLE DOESN'T EXIST. (NEITHER DO WE.) -
THEIR PARENTS HATE ME. -
TOXIC RELATIONSHIP AND PROUD. -
I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR MOM. -
MY CAT IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. -
DATING YOUR MOM. -
I FORGOT THEIR NAME. -
I FORGOT OUR ANNIVERSARY. -
MY RELATIONSHIP RUNS ON NETFLIX. -
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR LOVE. -
DIVORCED AND HAPPY. -
MARRIED BY ACCIDENT. -
I MISS MY EX. -
IN A RELATIONSHIP. -
NO LOVE JUST BANG, BANG, BANG. -
MY HEART BEATS. (THAT'S SOMETHING.) -
I HAVE FEELINGS.. DOWN THERE. -
MY WIFE IS ALWAYS RIGHT. (THAT'S A LIE.) -
WHAT'S WRONG? "NOTHING." -
LET'S TAKE A BREAK. (PERMANENT.) -
ARE YOU DONE NOW? -
I LOVE YOU. (BUT I PREFER MY FRIENDS.) -
I SAID "WE" TOO SOON. -
I SEND HEARTS TO EVERYONE.
