Mytho T-Shirt

MY NAME IS ON A BLACKLIST BUT I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.

I STOPPED A HOSTAGE SITUATION WITH A MIRROR AND A HAIR CLIP.

I UNDERSTAND ANIMAL LANGUAGE.

MY IQ IS 180.

DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT.

I GOT A PRINCESS PREGNANT.

FORMER ROBBER. GONE STRAIGHT.

MY MOM KNOWS THE PRESIDENT.

USAIN BOLT ASKED ME FOR TIPS.

SURVIVED A PLANE CRASH.

MY GRANDFATHER WAS A PIRATE.

I BOUGHT 2 PIZZAS WITH BTC IN 2011.

I TURNED DOWN A NASA CONTRACT.

SHAOLIN MONK FOR A WEEK.

I'M A MILLIONAIRE.

ROCCO SIFFREDI SHOOK MY HAND.

I'M 50% VIKING.

NETFLIX CALLED ABOUT MY SCRIPT.

BANNED FROM 4 CASINOS.

MY LAWYER IS ON IT.

I HAVE A TANNING BED AT HOME, YOU SHOULD GET ONE.

I ALMOST BECAME A MONK.

CROCODILE TRAINER.