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SWAM ACROSS THE ATLANTIC. -
TAUGHT GEORGE CLOONEY HOW TO FLIRT. -
YEAH I HAVE A TANK LICENSE. -
I STRANGLED A KING COBRA. -
I HAVE ROYAL BLOOD. -
MY SCORPION IS FRIENDLY. -
WORLD CHAMPION IN BOBSLED. -
MY SWISS BANK ACCOUNT IS FINE. -
I BOUGHT A FOOTBALL CLUB. -
A FAN CLUB IN MY NAME. -
BANNED FROM 3 COUNTRIES. -
I GOT SHOT WITH A CROSSBOW. -
I KNOW HOW TO MAKE NAPALM. -
I BEAT STALLONE AT ARM WRESTLING. -
MY BUNKER IS READY. -
STUNT DOUBLE FOR HOLLYWOOD. -
CHEATED DEATH 7 TIMES. -
YOUR SISTER IS PREGNANT WITH MY KID. -
YOUR DAD OWES ME MONEY. -
RETIRED FIGHTER PILOT. -
VIP EVERYWHERE. -
MY FERRARI IS IN THE SHOP. -
THE POPE IS NICE IN PERSON. -
EX-MAFIA. NOW IN ORGANIC FOOD.
