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T-shirts collection Mytho.
MY SCORPION IS FRIENDLY.
WORLD CHAMPION IN BOBSLED.
I HAVE A TANNING BED AT HOME, YOU SHOULD GET ONE.
TURNED DOWN 3 PROPOSALS.
I KNOW HOW TO MAKE NAPALM.
I BEAT STALLONE AT ARM WRESTLING.
MY BUNKER IS READY.
STUNT DOUBLE FOR HOLLYWOOD.
CHEATED DEATH 7 TIMES.
YOUR SISTER IS PREGNANT WITH MY KID.
YOUR DAD OWES ME MONEY.
RETIRED FIGHTER PILOT.
VIP EVERYWHERE.
MY FERRARI IS IN THE SHOP.
THE POPE IS NICE IN PERSON.
EX-MAFIA. NOW IN ORGANIC FOOD.
I EMBEZZLED SEVERAL MILLION EUROS.
I ONLY SLEEP WITH CELEBRITIES.
NASA CALLED ME AGAIN.
BODYGUARD BY DAY. SPY BY NIGHT.
I SEE GHOSTS. they pay me for this.
I WAS IN A HAM COMMERCIAL.
MY DAD WON THE TOUR DE FRANCE.
15 ALARMS EVERY MORNING.
3 YEARS IN THE JUNGLE. BY CHOICE.