Liar

I BOUGHT 2 PIZZAS WITH BTC IN 2011.

I TURNED DOWN A NASA CONTRACT.

SHAOLIN MONK FOR A WEEK.

I'M A MILLIONAIRE.

I'M 50% VIKING.

YOUR DAD OWES ME MONEY.

RETIRED FIGHTER PILOT.

VIP EVERYWHERE.

MY FERRARI IS IN THE SHOP.

THE POPE IS NICE IN PERSON.

I EMBEZZLED SEVERAL MILLION EUROS.

I ONLY SLEEP WITH CELEBRITIES.

NASA CALLED ME AGAIN.

BODYGUARD BY DAY. SPY BY NIGHT.

TO MAKE A CROCODILE LET GO, AIM FOR THE EYE.

FORMER SPY. RETIRED.

YOUR MOM CALLS ME "SON."

I TURNED DOWN A ROLE IN GAME OF THRONES.

I BEAT A SHARK WITH MY BARE HANDS.

I WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT.

I HIT A MILLION FOLLOWERS AND GOT HACKED.

12 PEOPLE SAVED FROM A FIRE. YOU'RE WELCOME.

I SLEEP IN THE FOREST, IT'S SIMPLER.