Liar

MY TEETH REPAIR THEMSELVES.

I ATE A LIVE SCORPION.

MY IQ IS 180.

MY MOM KNOWS THE PRESIDENT.

NETFLIX CALLED ABOUT MY SCRIPT.

BANNED FROM 4 CASINOS.

MY LAWYER IS ON IT.

I ALMOST BECAME A MONK.

CROCODILE TRAINER.

I SEE GHOSTS. they pay me for this.

I WAS IN A HAM COMMERCIAL.

MY DAD WON THE TOUR DE FRANCE.

I KNOW ELON MUSK.

WANTED BY INTERPOL.

MY NEIGHBOR IS A SERIAL KILLER.

I WROTE A SONG FOR RIHANNA.

PREGNANT BY BRAD PITT.

I WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT.

MY NAME IS ON A BLACKLIST BUT I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.

I STOPPED A HOSTAGE SITUATION WITH A MIRROR AND A HAIR CLIP.

I UNDERSTAND ANIMAL LANGUAGE.

MY IQ IS 180.

DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT.