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F*** YOUR MOM WITH LOVE.

I HAVE GOLDEN BALLS.

MY BOOBS ARE FAMOUS.

MY DICK IS FAMOUS.

SUNDAY EXHIBITIONIST.

PROUD NUDIST.

I DON'T WEAR DEODORANT.

I FARTED IN THE ELEVATOR AND LEFT.

I SMELL GOOD. (NO.)

THREE DAY SWEAT.

I FART IN THE BATH.

WET FART IN PUBLIC.

SILENT FART EXPERT.

I PEED IN THE POOL.

I PEED IN YOUR BEER.

BODY ODOR AND PROUD.

I FART LOUDER THAN I TALK.

GROSS AND PROUD.

MOTHERLOVER.

I BREAK ASSES.

FIRST IN A GANGBANG, LAST TO GET MARRIED.