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MY ARMPITS ARE A MICROBIOME.
MY FEET SMELL LIKE CHEESE.
BIG SOW AND PROUD.
BIG PIG.
I CLOGGED YOUR TOILET.
I TOOK A DUMP AT YOUR PLACE AND DIDN'T FLUSH.
I SCRATCH AND SNIFF.
MY BREATH KILLS.
I LIKE DOGGY STYLE SO I DON'T SEE YOUR FACE.
I KNOW YOUR MOM VERY WELL.
I LIKE TO SMEAR NUTELLA ON MY PARTS.
I LIKE TO SMEAR PEANUT BUTTER ON MY PARTS.
I PEED IN YOUR COFFEE.
I PEED IN THE POOL.
A MOCKTAIL IS JUST JUICE.
ABSTENTIONIST AND PROUD.