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ROMANTIC AFTER MIDNIGHT. -
CLEAN UNDERWEAR. (HOPEFULLY.) -
SINGLE BY CHOICE. (NOT MINE.) -
I GIVE GOOD MASSAGES. -
TINDER PREMIUM SUBSCRIBER. -
BAD FLIRTER. -
I HAVE A BOOTY CALL BUT THERE'S ROOM FOR MORE. -
NOT TONIGHT. (MAYBE TOMORROW.) -
SINGLE AND AVAILABLE. -
I HAVE IDEAS. -
ROMANTIC SNORER. -
SPOON OR NOTHING. -
BIG CUDDLER. -
TOXIC BUT LOVEABLE. -
RED FLAG AND PROUD. -
WALKING RED FLAG. -
PROFESSIONAL GHOSTER. -
MY TYPE OF GUY = BREATHING -
MY TYPE OF GIRL = ALIVE -
FOREPLAY = NETFLIX -
EFFICIENT, BUT SNORES AFTER. -
SEX = CARDIO -
FU WITH LOVE. -
DISCOUNT ROMANCE.