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TOXIC BUT LOVEABLE. -
RED FLAG AND PROUD. -
WALKING RED FLAG. -
PROFESSIONAL GHOSTER. -
MY TYPE OF GUY = BREATHING -
MY TYPE OF GIRL = ALIVE -
FOREPLAY = NETFLIX -
EFFICIENT, BUT SNORES AFTER. -
SEX = CARDIO -
FU WITH LOVE. -
DISCOUNT ROMANCE. -
TAKEN BUT AVAILABLE. -
MY SAFE WORD IS "PIZZA." -
FAST BUT EFFICIENT. -
LIMITED STAMINA. -
INCONSISTENT PERFORMANCE. -
TECHNICALLY, I'M SINGLE. -
TECHNICALLY, I'M NOT MARRIED. -
FAITHFUL. (USUALLY.) -
KAMA SUTRA TEACHER. -
MY BROWSER HISTORY IS CLEAN. -
SUGAR DADDY. -
MILF AND PROUD. -
BROKE SUGAR DADDY.
