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MODERN SLAVE AND PROUD. -
I QUIT. (ON MONDAY.) -
CAREER CHANGE IN PROGRESS. -
FAILED INTERVIEW BUT GOT HIRED. -
I APPLIED DRUNK. -
MOTIVATION = 0 -
I ONLY WORK WHEN SOMEONE'S WATCHING. -
BOSS'S DAUGHTER. -
BOSS'S SON. -
I GOT THE JOB THANKS TO MY UNCLE. -
NEPOTISM HIRE AND PROUD. -
ALT+TAB PROFESSIONAL. -
I PRETEND TO TYPE. -
PHOTOCOPIER = THERAPY -
THE VIBE IS GREAT. (NO.) -
LINKEDIN INFLUENCER. -
I CALLED MY BOSS "DAD." -
TEAM BUILDING = TORTURE -
BEST REGARDS. (GO F*** YOURSELF.) -
POWERPOINT WARRIOR. -
PAID TO DO NOTHING. -
MY JOB IS LOOKING BUSY. -
MY JOB DOESN'T REALLY EXIST. -
OVERPAID AND UNDERQUALIFIED.
