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UNDERPAID AND OVERWORKED. -
MY SALARY DESERVES A MOMENT OF SILENCE. -
FRIDAY 2PM I'M GONE. -
CAN'T WAIT FOR FRIDAY. -
SELF-PROCLAIMED BOSS. -
I WORK HARD. like my cock. -
MY LUNCH BREAK IS 3 HOURS. -
PERMANENT COFFEE BREAK. -
ALWAYS LATE TO WORK. -
REMOTE WORK = PAJAMAS -
MENTALLY RESIGNED. -
BOREOUT CONFIRMED. -
BURNOUT IN PROGRESS. -
GET TO WORK YOU LARVAE! -
I HATE MY BOSS. -
MY BOSS HATES ME. -
I SCROLL MY PHONE ON THE TOILET. -
I GOT COFFEE TO LOOK BUSY. -
WE'RE A FAMILY HERE. (A FAMILY THAT PAYS BADLY.) -
CORPORATE = BULLSHIT -
SYNERGIES ISN'T A WORD. -
EXCITED TO JOIN THE TEAM. -
AS OF TODAY SHUT UP. -
THAT'S NOT IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION.
