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I DIDN'T GET YOUR EMAIL. -
THE BATHROOM IS MY OFFICE. -
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE. -
SICK ON MONDAY, CURED ON FRIDAY. -
PREVENTIVE SICK LEAVE. -
LATE BUT PRESENT. -
I WAS STUCK IN TRAFFIC. -
BULLSHIT SPECIALIST. -
EXPERT IN NOTHING. -
CAN I BORROW YOUR STAPLER? -
ANNOYING COWORKER. -
TOXIC MANAGER. -
WHO'S THE BOSS! -
I HATE MY JOB. -
MONDAY. FOR F***'S SAKE.
