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I SCROLL MY PHONE ON THE TOILET. -
WE'RE A FAMILY HERE. (A FAMILY THAT PAYS BADLY.) -
MODERN SLAVE AND PROUD. -
I QUIT. (ON MONDAY.) -
CAREER CHANGE IN PROGRESS. -
FAILED INTERVIEW BUT GOT HIRED. -
I APPLIED DRUNK. -
ALT+TAB PROFESSIONAL. -
I PRETEND TO TYPE. -
PHOTOCOPIER = THERAPY -
I GOT COFFEE TO LOOK BUSY. -
THE VIBE IS GREAT. (NO.) -
CORPORATE = BULLSHIT -
SYNERGIES ISN'T A WORD. -
EXCITED TO JOIN THE TEAM. -
LINKEDIN INFLUENCER. -
THAT'S NOT IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION. -
I DIDN'T GET YOUR EMAIL. -
THE BATHROOM IS MY OFFICE. -
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE. -
CAN I BORROW YOUR STAPLER? -
ANNOYING COWORKER. -
TOXIC MANAGER. -
SELF-PROCLAIMED BOSS.
