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MOTIVATION = 0 -
I ONLY WORK WHEN SOMEONE'S WATCHING. -
BOSS'S DAUGHTER. -
BOSS'S SON. -
I GOT THE JOB THANKS TO MY UNCLE. -
NEPOTISM HIRE AND PROUD. -
AS OF TODAY SHUT UP. -
I CALLED MY BOSS "DAD." -
TEAM BUILDING = TORTURE -
I LOVE ALL MY COWORKERS. (THAT'S A LIE.) -
BEST REGARDS. (GO F*** YOURSELF.) -
POWERPOINT WARRIOR. -
PAID TO DO NOTHING. -
MY JOB IS LOOKING BUSY. -
MY JOB DOESN'T REALLY EXIST. -
OVERPAID AND UNDERQUALIFIED. -
UNDERPAID AND OVERWORKED. -
MY SALARY DESERVES A MOMENT OF SILENCE. -
FRIDAY 2PM I'M GONE. -
CAN'T WAIT FOR FRIDAY. -
SICK ON MONDAY, CURED ON FRIDAY. -
PREVENTIVE SICK LEAVE. -
LATE BUT PRESENT. -
I WAS STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
