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I DRANK THE LAST BEER. -
I ATE THE LAST CAKE. -
I FINISHED THE TOILET ROLL. -
ANNOYING AND PROUD. -
THIS IS GONNA TAKE A WHILE. -
I GOT THIS. NO I DIDN'T. -
NEVER-ENDING STORIES. -
COMPULSIVE CHANNEL SURFER. -
TOO MUCH COLOGNE OR NOT ENOUGH. -
I NEVER FLUSH. -
I SPOIL MOVIES AND SERIES. -
NEVER SATISFIED. -
DID YOU GAIN WEIGHT? -
LIGHTER THIEF. -
CANCELLED LAST MINUTE. -
12 TEXTS FOR ONE INFO. -
NO OFFENSE BUT... -
ALWAYS LATE. -
CONVERSATION CUTTER. -
CHRONICALLY LATE. -
STINKY FEET. -
JUST SAYING. -
I TALK DURING MOVIES. -
I FART AT NIGHT.
