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NO I DON'T SNORE. -
FARTS UNDER THE BLANKET. -
IT WASN'T ME IT WAS THE DOG. -
SNORING IN 4K. -
PIT SPITTER. -
DIY ON SUNDAY. -
DOOR SLAMMER. -
HONKING AT 7AM. -
PUBLIC BALL SCRATCHER. -
PROFESSIONAL SNIFFER. -
WAITRESS FLIRTER. -
SOCKS IN SANDALS. -
LEG BOUNCING 24/7. -
IT WAS BETTER BEFORE. -
I BORROW. I DON'T RETURN. -
90 MINUTES IN THE BATHROOM. -
15 ALARMS EVERY MORNING. -
BOTH ARMRESTS ARE MINE. -
ON MY WAY FOR AN HOUR. -
SPEAKERPHONE ON THE BUS. -
NO HEADPHONES. -
DOUBLE PARKED AND PROUD. -
OPEN MOUTH CHEWER. -
SPOILER ALERT.
