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CROISSANTS ARE ADDICTIVE BY DESIGN. -
THE OFFICE COFFEE MACHINE IS BUGGED. -
WE BREATHE WHAT THEY WANT. -
QR CODES SCAN YOUR FACE TOO. -
MISSING SOCKS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE. -
PEANUT BUTTER IS MASS CONTROL. -
CAPTCHAS TRAIN ROBOTS. -
FOG IS HIDING SOMETHING. -
UPDATES SLOW YOUR PHONE ON PURPOSE. -
SPEED CAMERAS ERASE YOUR MEMORY. -
THE LOTTERY IS RIGGED. -
MOSQUITOES ARE PROGRAMMED. -
BILLBOARDS TARGET ME PERSONALLY. -
WHITE NOISE IS A CODED MESSAGE. -
SQUIRRELS ARE HIDING MORE THAN NUTS. -
RECEIPTS CONTAIN TRACKING CHIPS. -
SUPERMARKET LINES ARE SOCIAL EXPERIMENTS. -
RED LIGHTS ARE DESIGNED TO ANNOY YOU. -
DÉJÀ VU IS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX. -
THE INTERNET WAS MADE TO DISTRACT US. -
TIME IS SPEEDING UP ON PURPOSE. -
IKEA IS DESIGNED TO TRAP YOU. -
DREAMS ARE SOFTWARE UPDATES. -
MY CAT WORKS FOR THE CIA.
