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THE EARTH IS HOLLOW. -
BEES ARE TINY DRONES. -
FREE WIFI IS A TRAP. -
ELEVATOR MUSIC IS MIND CONTROL. -
MANNEQUINS ARE REAL PEOPLE. -
MONDAYS WERE INVENTED AS PUNISHMENT. -
RAIN IS SCHEDULED. -
GPS LIES TO US. -
ALGORITHMS DECIDE YOUR LIFE. -
AREA 51 IS AN AIRBNB. -
SEAGULLS WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT. -
GOOGLE KNOWS YOU BETTER THAN YOURSELF. -
WE LIVE IN A SIMULATION. -
ALIENS BUILT THE PYRAMIDS. -
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES. -
SANTA IS REAL. -
SIRI RECORDS EVERYTHING. -
VAN DAMME ALWAYS SAID IT. -
WHAT A COINCIDENCE. -
WHAT A COINCIDENCE IT'S SUNNY. -
WHAT A COINCIDENCE IT'S RAINING. -
CLOUDS ARE MAN-MADE. -
WE'VE BEEN MANIPULATED FROM THE START. -
THE MOON IS A LIGHT DISC.
