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I KNOW THINGS. -
BUBBLE WRAP IS HYPNOSIS. -
PROMO CODES ARE TRACKING DEVICES. -
MORNING JOGGERS ARE RUNNING FROM SOMETHING. -
AIRPLANE MODE DISABLES NOTHING. -
ROUNDABOUTS ARE MIND CONTROL. -
HOROSCOPES ARE MISSION BRIEFINGS. -
YOGA IS RECRUITMENT. -
METAL DETECTORS SCAN YOUR SOUL. -
QR CODES SCAN YOUR FACE TOO. -
MISSING SOCKS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE. -
PEANUT BUTTER IS MASS CONTROL. -
CAPTCHAS TRAIN ROBOTS. -
FOG IS HIDING SOMETHING. -
UPDATES SLOW YOUR PHONE ON PURPOSE. -
THE TOASTER IS CONNECTED. -
SECURITY CAMERAS FOLLOW ME SPECIFICALLY. -
TRAFFIC JAMS ARE ORGANIZED. -
DARK MODE IS PROPAGANDA. -
4G WAS ENOUGH. -
PIGEONS WALK WEIRD FOR A REASON. -
HEAD GASKETS DON'T EXIST. -
DECAF ISN'T REAL. -
SPEED CAMERAS ERASE YOUR MEMORY.
