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WHAT A COINCIDENCE IT'S SUNNY. -
WHAT A COINCIDENCE IT'S RAINING. -
REPTILIANS RUN THE WORLD. -
THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKE. -
BIRDS AREN'T REAL. -
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE. -
I HAVE MY OWN NEWS SOURCES. THANKS. -
5G CONTROLS YOUR THOUGHTS. -
THE EARTH IS FLAT. -
CATS PURR IN MORSE CODE. -
THE SUN IS A LAMP. -
CROISSANTS ARE ADDICTIVE BY DESIGN. -
THE OFFICE COFFEE MACHINE IS BUGGED. -
WE BREATHE WHAT THEY WANT. -
THE LOTTERY IS RIGGED. -
TIME IS SPEEDING UP ON PURPOSE. -
THE FREQUENCIES TALK TO ME. -
IKEA IS DESIGNED TO TRAP YOU. -
DREAMS ARE SOFTWARE UPDATES. -
MY CAT WORKS FOR THE CIA. -
THE EARTH IS HOLLOW. -
BEES ARE TINY DRONES. -
FREE WIFI IS A TRAP. -
ELEVATOR MUSIC IS MIND CONTROL.
