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MANNEQUINS ARE REAL PEOPLE. -
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES. -
SANTA IS REAL. -
SIRI RECORDS EVERYTHING. -
VAN DAMME ALWAYS SAID IT. -
CLOUDS ARE MAN-MADE. -
WE'VE BEEN MANIPULATED FROM THE START. -
THE MOON IS A LIGHT DISC. -
THE GOVERNMENT READS MY TEXTS. -
I KNEW IT BEFORE EVERYONE. -
CATS CONTROL THE INTERNET. -
THEY PUT SOMETHING IN THE NUTELLA. -
WE'RE BEING WIRETAPPED. -
TAP WATER IS SUSPICIOUS. -
THEY'RE LISTENING. -
GOT A TINFOIL HAT FOR ME?
