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OYSTER LOVER.
GARLIC IS AN AIR PURIFIER.
MUSSELS GLUTTON.
HUMAN TRASH.
FIRST IN A GANGBANG, LAST TO GET MARRIED.
CERTIFIED ASSHOLE.
BEER FOR SUNDAY BREAKFAST.
SUNDAY EXHIBITIONIST.
I HIT A MILLION FOLLOWERS AND GOT HACKED.
12 PEOPLE SAVED FROM A FIRE. YOU'RE WELCOME.
I SLEEP IN THE FOREST, IT'S SIMPLER.
I SPEAK 7 LANGUAGES FLUENTLY.
SERGE THE LIAR IS MY COUSIN.
I HELPED CREATE BITCOIN.
MY TEETH REPAIR THEMSELVES.
MY ALBUM DROPS SOON.
I ATE A LIVE SCORPION.
6 STREET FIGHTS. 6 WINS.
I HACKED THE PENTAGON.
I COLLECT WOMEN AND SPORTS CARS.
12 TEXTS FOR ONE INFO.