EN
All English-language tees.
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I DON'T WEAR DEODORANT. -
I FARTED IN THE ELEVATOR AND LEFT. -
I SMELL GOOD. (NO.) -
THREE DAY SWEAT. -
MY ARMPITS ARE A MICROBIOME. -
MY FEET SMELL LIKE CHEESE. -
I PEED IN YOUR BEER. -
BODY ODOR AND PROUD. -
I FART LOUDER THAN I TALK. -
MOTHERLOVER. -
MOTHERLOVER. -
I BREAK ASSES. -
I BREAK ASSES. -
NO LOVE JUST BANG, BANG, BANG. -
MY HEART BEATS. (THAT'S SOMETHING.) -
I HAVE FEELINGS.. DOWN THERE. -
MY WIFE IS ALWAYS RIGHT. (THAT'S A LIE.) -
MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS WRONG. -
MY WIFE IS ALWAYS RIGHT. -
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. (FOR MY DOG.) -
EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE. -
FRAGILE HEART. FIRM HANDSHAKE. -
WEDDING CANCELLED. (FINALLY.) -
TOGETHER FOR 10 YEARS. THAT'S LONG!
