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All English-language tees.
FOREPLAY = NETFLIX
EFFICIENT, BUT SNORES AFTER.
SEX = CARDIO
FU WITH LOVE.
TAKEN BUT AVAILABLE.
MY SAFE WORD IS "PIZZA."
FAST BUT EFFICIENT.
LIMITED STAMINA.
INCONSISTENT PERFORMANCE.
TECHNICALLY, I'M SINGLE.
TECHNICALLY, I'M NOT MARRIED.
FAITHFUL. (USUALLY.)
KAMA SUTRA TEACHER.
MY BROWSER HISTORY IS CLEAN.
SUGAR DADDY.
MILF AND PROUD.
BROKE SUGAR DADDY.
PERFECT PARTNER. (ACCORDING TO MY MOM.)
BIG ENERGY.
SMALL BUT BRAVE.
BAD KISSER, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND...
NOT ON THE FIRST DATE, UNLESS...
SWIPE RIGHT.
AREA 51 IS AN AIRBNB.
ARGUING IS A LIFESTYLE.