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I HAVE A COUNTERPART WHO'S WANTED BY INTERPOL.
MY UNCLE WORKS AT THE CIA.
AN ANIMAL SPECIES IS NAMED AFTER ME.
SWAM ACROSS THE ATLANTIC.
TAUGHT GEORGE CLOONEY HOW TO FLIRT.
YEAH I HAVE A TANK LICENSE.
I STRANGLED A KING COBRA.
I HAVE ROYAL BLOOD.
MY SCORPION IS FRIENDLY.
WORLD CHAMPION IN BOBSLED.
I HAVE A TANNING BED AT HOME, YOU SHOULD GET ONE.
TURNED DOWN 3 PROPOSALS.
I KNOW HOW TO MAKE NAPALM.
I BEAT STALLONE AT ARM WRESTLING.
MY BUNKER IS READY.
STUNT DOUBLE FOR HOLLYWOOD.
CHEATED DEATH 7 TIMES.
YOUR SISTER IS PREGNANT WITH MY KID.
YOUR DAD OWES ME MONEY.
RETIRED FIGHTER PILOT.
VIP EVERYWHERE.
MY FERRARI IS IN THE SHOP.
THE POPE IS NICE IN PERSON.
15 ALARMS EVERY MORNING.
3 YEARS IN THE JUNGLE. BY CHOICE.