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ON MY WAY FOR AN HOUR.
SPEAKERPHONE ON THE BUS.
NO HEADPHONES.
OPEN MOUTH CHEWER.
I KNOW THINGS.
BUBBLE WRAP IS HYPNOSIS.
PROMO CODES ARE TRACKING DEVICES.
MORNING JOGGERS ARE RUNNING FROM SOMETHING.
AIRPLANE MODE DISABLES NOTHING.
ROUNDABOUTS ARE MIND CONTROL.
HOROSCOPES ARE MISSION BRIEFINGS.
YOGA IS RECRUITMENT.
METAL DETECTORS SCAN YOUR SOUL.
CATS PURR IN MORSE CODE.
THE SUN IS A LAMP.
CROISSANTS ARE ADDICTIVE BY DESIGN.
TRAFFIC JAMS ARE ORGANIZED.
DARK MODE IS PROPAGANDA.
4G WAS ENOUGH.
HEAD GASKETS DON'T EXIST.
ESCALATORS TRACK YOUR MOVEMENTS.
THE FREQUENCIES TALK TO ME.
BAD INFLUENCE.
BAD KISSER, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND...