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All English-language tees.
IKEA IS DESIGNED TO TRAP YOU.
DREAMS ARE SOFTWARE UPDATES.
CHOCOLATE IS A CONTROL DEVICE.
CATS CONTROL THE INTERNET.
THEY PUT SOMETHING IN THE NUTELLA.
WE'RE BEING WIRETAPPED.
TAP WATER IS SUSPICIOUS.
THEY'RE LISTENING.
GOT A TINFOIL HAT FOR ME?
REPTILIANS RUN THE WORLD.
BIRDS AREN'T REAL.
5G CONTROLS YOUR THOUGHTS.
GREEN TEA MATCHA LATTE WHATEVER.
TEA BAGS ARE REAL TEA.
I QUIT DRINKING, BUT THAT'S OVER.
WATER IS FOR FISH.
I DON'T DRINK. WELL, BARELY.
PERMANENT HANGOVER.
BAD KISSER, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND...
BANNED FROM 3 COUNTRIES.
BANNED FROM 4 CASINOS.