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DRUNK FOR 2 DAYS.
BEAUJOLAIS AND PROUD OF IT.
IRISH COFFEE IS BREAKFAST.
GIVE ME A PLASTIC CUP.
THE LAST DRINK IS ALWAYS A MISTAKE.
LUKEWARM BEER IS ACCEPTABLE.
JACK AND COKE WITHOUT THE JACK.
NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER ISN'T BEER.
COFFEE CIGARETTE AND YOU KNOW WHAT.
RUM IS 50 PROOF OR NOTHING.
PASTIS WITHOUT WATER.
I DRINK TO HEAL.
WARM BEER IS DRINKABLE.
THREE SUGARS IN MY COFFEE.
50% PASTIS 50% WATER.
MILK IN THE COKE.
SHANDY AND PROUD.
HERBAL TEA IS FOR WIMPS.
DON'T TALK TO ME BEFORE MY COFFEE.
BANNED FROM 4 CASINOS.
BAR STOOL POLITICAL ANALYST.
BARBECUE DICTATOR.