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EX-MAFIA. NOW IN ORGANIC FOOD.
I EMBEZZLED SEVERAL MILLION EUROS.
I ONLY SLEEP WITH CELEBRITIES.
NASA CALLED ME AGAIN.
BODYGUARD BY DAY. SPY BY NIGHT.
I SEE GHOSTS. they pay me for this.
I WAS IN A HAM COMMERCIAL.
MY DAD WON THE TOUR DE FRANCE.
I KNOW ELON MUSK.
I KNOW SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE.
3 YEARS IN THE JUNGLE. BY CHOICE.
WANTED BY INTERPOL.
I BEAT A BEAR WITH MY BARE HANDS.
I'M AN F1 DRIVER.
MY NEIGHBOR IS A SERIAL KILLER.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME HER NUMBER.
I WROTE A SONG FOR RIHANNA.
MY ROLEX IS AT THE WATCHMAKER.
4G WAS ENOUGH.
50% PASTIS 50% WATER.