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All English-language tees.
GRANDMA IS ON TINDER.
GRANDPA IS A NUDIST.
GRANDMA SMOKES JOINTS.
UNCLE IS A SMUGGLER.
MY UNCLE IS BANNED FROM THE CASINO.
MY SISTER IS A LEGEND IN THE CLUBS.
MY NAME IS ON A BLACKLIST BUT I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.
I STOPPED A HOSTAGE SITUATION WITH A MIRROR AND A HAIR CLIP.
I UNDERSTAND ANIMAL LANGUAGE.
YOU'VE NEVER SLEPT IN AN IGLOO?
I SPEAK 7 LANGUAGES FLUENTLY.
SERGE THE LIAR IS MY COUSIN.
I HELPED CREATE BITCOIN.
DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT.
I GOT A PRINCESS PREGNANT.
I HAVE A COUNTERPART WHO'S WANTED BY INTERPOL.
MY UNCLE WORKS AT THE CIA.
AN ANIMAL SPECIES IS NAMED AFTER ME.
SWAM ACROSS THE ATLANTIC.
BIG MAC IN 3 BITES.
BIG PIG.