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TAUGHT GEORGE CLOONEY HOW TO FLIRT.
YEAH I HAVE A TANK LICENSE.
I STRANGLED A KING COBRA.
I HAVE ROYAL BLOOD.
MY SCORPION IS FRIENDLY.
WORLD CHAMPION IN BOBSLED.
I BOUGHT A FOOTBALL CLUB.
A FAN CLUB IN MY NAME.
FORMER ROBBER. GONE STRAIGHT.
USAIN BOLT ASKED ME FOR TIPS.
BANNED FROM 3 COUNTRIES.
I GOT SHOT WITH A CROSSBOW.
SURVIVED A PLANE CRASH.
MY GRANDFATHER WAS A PIRATE.
I BOUGHT 2 PIZZAS WITH BTC IN 2011.
I TURNED DOWN A NASA CONTRACT.
SHAOLIN MONK FOR A WEEK.
I'M A MILLIONAIRE.
I'M 50% VIKING.
YOUR DAD OWES ME MONEY.
RETIRED FIGHTER PILOT.
VIP EVERYWHERE.
MY FERRARI IS IN THE SHOP.
THE POPE IS NICE IN PERSON.
BIG PIG.
BIG SOW AND PROUD.