EN
All English-language tees.
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I EMBEZZLED SEVERAL MILLION EUROS. -
I ONLY SLEEP WITH CELEBRITIES. -
NASA CALLED ME AGAIN. -
BODYGUARD BY DAY. SPY BY NIGHT. -
TO MAKE A CROCODILE LET GO, AIM FOR THE EYE. -
FORMER SPY. RETIRED. -
YOUR MOM CALLS ME "SON." -
I TURNED DOWN A ROLE IN GAME OF THRONES. -
I BEAT A SHARK WITH MY BARE HANDS. -
MY DAD TALKS TO PLANTS. -
UNCLE IS A PREPPER. -
AUNTIE IS A PSYCHIC. -
MY COUSIN IS A FLAT EARTHER. -
MY SISTER TALKS IN SLANG. -
MY BROTHER IS IN A CULT. -
MY MOM THINKS SHE CAN SING. -
MY DAD THINKS HE'S FUNNY. -
FAMILY DINNER = GROUP THERAPY -
MY STEPMOTHER IS YOUNGER THAN ME. -
I FOUND MY DAD ON TINDER. -
MY KID BLOCKED ME ON INSTAGRAM. -
MY KID IS RICHER THAN ME. -
MY KID SOLD MY STUFF ONLINE. -
MY MOM IS AN INFLUENCER.
